香港人是魯迅筆下的識字文盲

魯迅筆下盡是充滿腐臭的人物,要麼是愚昧的文盲,要麼就是隔住個芒都聞到陣酸味的文人。魯迅棄醫從文,希望用文字改造中國人的劣根性,那些劣根性產自千百年醃成醬缸文化,一百年前魯迅在大力鞭撻,小說裡的故事彷彿年代久遠,他們穿著長衫短打,還在為是否留辮子而掙扎,香港人看著像看戲,我們自然不會相信斬首示眾的血蘸饅頭可以治癆病,也比孔乙己強得多,儘管不知道回字的四個寫法,卻知道作文不能寫drinks而一定要寫beverages,然而,魯迅的世界真的離我們很遠嗎?

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